
Collect them all! Holds 1 sip.
The Lil' Sipper
- The smallest and most useless bottle on the market.
- Over engineered using micro-hydration tech, it's ideal for tiny thirsts.
- The peak of pointlessness, in one little water bottle!
AND IT'S NOT REAL.
Did we fool you? The Lil' Sipper might not be real, but there is a real message here. You shouldn't need more than one great water bottle. Instead of collecting dozens of bottles with different colors or gimmicks, choose one high-quality bottle that keeps you hydrated all day and will last a lifetime. Choose EcoVessel.
You Only Need One.
Sorry for the prank! We had some fun with the Lil Sipper, but one thing we’re serious about? Hydration that lasts. As a thank you for being a good sport, enjoy 20% off the real deal—insulated bottles and tumblers that actually keep you hydrated.
USE CODE: FOOLS20
But hurry, this exclusive offer is only valid today, 04/01/2025!