Collect them all! Holds 1 sip.

The Lil' Sipper

  • The smallest and most useless bottle on the market.
  • Over engineered using micro-hydration tech, it's ideal for tiny thirsts.
  • The peak of pointlessness, in one little water bottle!

AND IT'S NOT REAL.

Did we fool you? The Lil' Sipper might not be real, but there is a real message here. You shouldn't need more than one great water bottle. Instead of collecting dozens of bottles with different colors or gimmicks, choose one high-quality bottle that keeps you hydrated all day and will last a lifetime. Choose EcoVessel.

You Only Need One.

Sorry for the prank! We had some fun with the Lil Sipper, but one thing we’re serious about? Hydration that lasts. As a thank you for being a good sport, enjoy 20% off the real deal—insulated bottles and tumblers that actually keep you hydrated.

USE CODE: FOOLS20

But hurry, this exclusive offer is only valid today, 04/01/2025!

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